When I find myself fighting with a wireless mike, i often complain to my group exercise classes that, in addition to commanding the disciplines of physiology, kinesiology, choreography and CPR, I also must be an audio/video expert. Clearly these are not complementary skill sets.
But I'll hush on up after reading about what teachers in Texas are now doing. Talk about "scope creep" in your job description!
Then again, they are from Texas so maybe it isn't such a stretch....lest you think I'm being a blue state snob, take it from the source:
"Country people are take-care-of-yourself people. They are not under the illusion that the police are there to protect them." -- David Thweatt, Harrold, TX school superintendent